Loosen It All You Can

Desire burning on an open fire
Heat and lust nipping at my nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And foxes dressed up in uniforms

Everybody knows a sausage and some butter sauce
Will help to make the mood right
And needy foxes with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that boner is on his way (He's on his way!)
He has loaded lots and guns and bullets on his sleigh
And every pretty boys is going to spy
To see if the dragon really knows how to fly



And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To big kids from one to ninety-two
Although it has been said many times many ways
Loosen it all you can